Funny Sms Whatsapp Status In Hindi

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Funny Sms In Hindi:-

Boy: I love you baby,

Girl: I Have already a,

He: Olx pe bech de,

Purana jayega, tabhi to naya aayega,

very funny Hindi sms.

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

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Husband – Mere Seene Me Bahot Dard Ho Raha Hai,

Jaldi Se Ambulancee Ke Liye Coll Lagao,

Wife – Haa Lagati Hu,

Apne Mobile Ka Password Batao,

Husband – Rehne Doo yar Ab thoda theek lag raha hhai.

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Agar Dunia ko kuch kr Dikhana h,

To Sun meri bat,

Hathi k upar ulta khada hokr Foto khichwa,

Ab Foto ko ulta krke dunia walo ko dikha.

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Husband And Wife Dono Market Gaye,

To Ek Ladki Ne Hello Kiya,

Wife: Kaun Thi Wo?

Husband: Tum Plz Dimag Kharab,

Mat Karo, Abhi Usko,

Bhi Batana Hai Ki Tum Kaun Ho.

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Har yado me usi ki yad rehti hai,

Meri ankho ko usi ki talash rhti hai,

Kuch tum b dua kro yaro,

Suna hai dosto ki dua me farishto ki fariyad hoti hai.

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Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mile,

Kabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi na me Aur,

Jo meri es post ko paadh kar bhiSHARE-Like na kare,

Us ko thand mein kabhi rajayi na mile.

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Aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,

Apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya,

Apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,

Aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye.

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Hame malum hai k aap hame bhul nahi sakte,

Lekin pas b hamare aa nahi sakte,

yahan tak aa rahi hai tere Badan ki Badbu,

Kya Tum Naha Nahi Sakti.

Top 10 Good Night Sms Status Quotes Shayari Wishes Message In Hindi

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Whatsapp Status In Hindi:-

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Teri mohhbat ko palko pe sjayenge,

Hm Mr ke bhi har rashm nibhayenge,

Dene ko to kuchh bhi nhi h mere pass,

Magar teri khushi mangne khuda tk bhi chale jayenge.

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Kya Paya Hmne Duniya Se Jate jate, 

Khud Ko Kho Diya Apno Ko Pate pate, 

Log Kehte H Hum Muskurate Bahut Hai, 

Aur Hum Thak Gye Dard Chupate chupate. 

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Ghulami to ham shirf apne maa baap kihi kartehe hai, 

Duniya ke liye to kal bhi badshah the or aaj bhi hai.

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Zindagi dene vale marta chhod gaye,

Apnapan jatane vale tanha chhod gaye,

Jab padi jarurat hame apne ham safar ki,

Wo jo sath chalne vale the, raste me chhod gaye.

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Buri khabar yeh hai ki samay kum hai,

Par achi yeh hai ki abhi bhi samay hai.

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Jo ho gya use socha nahi karte, 

Jo mil gya use khoya nahi karte,

Hashil unhe hoti hai saflta jo waqt ,

Halat par roya nahi krte.

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The true love is that changes, 

You into a better person without, 

Changing you to someone else.

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My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, 

And I fell in love with her and what is more, 

I have never fallen out.

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Kaash Unko Kabhi Fursat Mein Yeh Khayal Aa Jaye, 

Ke Koi Yaad Karta Hai Unhe Zindagi Samajh Kar.

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Nafrat Kabhi Na Karna Tum Humse Ye Hum She Nahi Payenge,

Ek Bar Keh Dena Humse Zarurat Nahi Tumhari,

Tumhari Zindagi Se Haskar Chale Jayenge.

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